Battle of the Bands Offers Big Rewards for the Winner
Music filled the campus this morning as the grades battled it out for the Battle of the Bands title – and the thirty points a win represented. Points-starved Seniors tried to pull a win with a mash up of Hey Ya by Outkast and Pitbull, but ultimately couldn’t get the title. Neither could the Sophomores or the Freshman – only the Juniors could take the big prize, with students Nadine Bloch and Alex Slezynger fronting the set.
Some students wondered whether all the lyrics were appropriately positive, while others were frustrated because they could not hear the words. Therefore, The Spartacus is publishing the scripts (provided in advance to Ms. Kelly and the judges) for each of the performances. Enjoy!
1st – 11
Juniors:
oooooooooooo
oooooooooooo
Somwhere over the highschool
Way up high
theres a class that i heard of
once in a lullaby
Someday I wish upon a star
I’ll wake up with underclassmen far behind me
Where seniors will lose once again
And we will conquer all as friends
That’s where you’ll find 2017.
And If you ever find yourself stuck in the weather emergency
I’ll sail the school to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the halls and you can’t see,
I’ll be the light to guide you
Find out what we’re made of
When we are called to help our friends in need
You can count on me like class of 2017
We’ll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like we’ll help you
We’ll be there
‘Cause that’s what classes are supposed to do
If everybody was a junior
Across Countey day
Then everybody’d be winning
Homecoming today
You’d seem ’em Reppin Hawaii
And wearing sandals too
Cause class of twenty seventeen is
Surfin’ Honolu(lu)
You’d catch ’em wining basketball
The brain bowl and movie
Tug of War and Handball
Each event you see
And the seniors are crying
Cause they’re gonna lose
Every junior’s gone surfin’
Surfin’ Honolu(lu)
Hey freshmen how you doing
Excited to place fourth?
Hey sophomores nice class colors
But we called ‘em first
Shout out to the seniors
At least you won’t place fourth
Make some noise if you’re a junior
And light your tiki torch
Every junior’s gone surfin
Surfin honolu(lu)
2nd – 12
BARE STAGE (JOSE DRESSED IN ORONOZ SR CLOTHES)
Jose: I remind you to be attentive and respectful because Miami is the best city. Today we have a special guest, author of Prince of Los Cocuyos, Richard Blanco!!
Madisyn: interrupts and whispers to ornoz
Jose: I’m sorry to say but due to a big sale at Winn Dixie, RIchard Blanco will not be here. Instead, let’s give it up for miami royalty, Pitbull!!
JOSH WALKS ON DRESSED AS PITBULL
Give me everything
Seniors going down?
Yeah, right! Picture that with snapchat
Or better yet, go to the SAC
Take a picture of me with your snapchat
Took the score from negative to positive
I just want y’all to know that
And tonight, lets enjoy life
Pitbull, Oronoz, Amelio
Thats right
Tonight I want all seniors tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let’s do it tonight
Don’t care what they say
Seniors all the way
Nothing is enough
Til we win the cup
*someone with trophy walks on
Lets do it tonight
I want you tonight
I want you to stay
I want you tonight
Shoutout to Miami Country Day
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Pit:
Take advantage of tonight
Cause tomorrow I’m not going to class I got senioritis
But tonight, I gotta shave my beard
And study for a math test
This is insane: the way the name growin’
Points keep flowin’
Juniors move aside
So, I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like the Sac in track 5 (???)
Put it on my life, baby,
Seniors do it right, baby
Can’t promise tomorrow
But, I promise tonight
Dalé
Welcome to Miami – Will Smith
Uh, uh, yea, yea, yea, yea, uh
Miami, uh, uh
2016 bringing the heat, uh
Haha, can y’all feel that
Can y’all feel that
jig it out, uh
Here I am in the place where the seniors rule
Miami Country Day where its oh so cool
Everday like the carnival
everybody party all day, no work all play, jk.
So we rushing back to class got this test to kill
Underclassmen in the halls back away from fear
We nothing less than real…8 more than 92 like them tests you fail
2016! Filled with much greatness, real sweet faces, every different nation:
Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican…Black, White, Cuban, and Asian
We only supposed to be here 8 hours a day
but every time we come we always wind up stayin’
This the type of school people spend a few nights in
Miami Country Day, just how them seniors like it
Party in the city where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Buenvenidos a Miami
Hey Ya – Outkast
One, two, three, four!-Lindsey
Miami don’t mess around
It’s the best location and
This I know fo sho!
And Seniors got it this year
I know we haven’t really done well before
Don’t try to fight the spirit
that 2016 has got right now
Thank you Country Day
For keeping us together
Like we don’t know how
Thank ya! Thank ya!
Thank ya! Thank ya!
Thank ya! Thank ya!
Thank ya! Thank ya!
We know we got
Seniors, we know we got it
We made it far, but still have six months to go-ooooo
Oh, we get together
in school, we get together
But it feels so much better when there’s winning invoooo-lved
Know what they say is:
Nothing lasts forever!
Then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes us(?) the exception?
So why, oh, why, oh
Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh
Are underclassman in denial think they’re gonna win this yeeeaaarrrrrrr (ANNUCIATE PLZ)
We’re(<super quick) Seen-yas
Seen-yas
Seen-yas
Hey! alright now! alright now, fellas!
Yea?
Who’s gonna win this year?
See-niors!
I can’t hear ya! I say what’s, who’s gonna win this year?
See-niors!
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!
3rd – 9
Class of 2019
New York State of Mind:
Some say seniors always win but that this year it will begin to change
Freshman class of 2019 gonna change the game
Honolulu, Miami, LA will be left behind
Freshmen in a New York State of Mind
Empire State of Mind:
Yeah straight out from middle school now we’re in the big leagues
Sitting next to seniors thinking they’re the big cheese
But now we got that passion trying to make reactions
Didn’t include first years when you were thinking about the factors
Cause we got such talent, athletic, artistic, musical
We could really win this wouldn’t that be so amusing though
Seniors got experience but come on are you hearing this
We got the motivation going all out like we’re clearances
Hoco is amazing these opportunities so divine
Given every single one of us our own place to shine
And we got the best city I mean it’s kinda crazy
We got fourth pick we got a city so amazing
And we’re climbing to the top yeah we’re that king kong
We’re on top of it if you do a single thing wrong
And we’ll beat you fairly completely kosher no pork
You definitely wanna help us I mean you gave us
New York
Standing taller than the empire
Yes we’ve got that fire
We’re blessed with New York
Lights so blinding and then there’s Broadway
And we’ll win this our way
The best is New York, New York, New York
Change to New York New York:
(Soft)
For Freshman there’s no blues
It’s all going our way
First years are coming here in droves to save the day
(Louder)
And once we win this year
We’re destined every year
It’s all about us Freshman in New York (Crash Can ending)
4th – 10
JOHN AND IZZY DO SKIT
*JOHN DON’T COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK YOU DID IT 500 TIMES AT
REHEARSAL
DON’T RUSH THE SKIT BUT DON’T TAKE LONG CAUSE OUR THING IS QUITE LONG
Intro on bass…
Bobby: Hoomcoming
came by so fast
Gaby: Theme LA is the beest
Bobby: I met a grade crazy as can be
Gaby: They’re called sophomores, class of 18
Together: LA will beat you all, oo uhh, if you dare join the brawl
Nick, John, Izzy: Well oh well oh well oh uhh
Nick, John, Izzy: Tell me more tell me more will they get very far?
Yak: Tell me more tell me more will they leave New York scarred?
Together: Boys: doo Girls: uh huh boy: do doo Girls: uh huh x4
Bobby: Honalulu saw us and cramped
Gaby: Miami … yeah nuff saaid
Bobby: We got strength, skills, and the smarts
Gaby: Stick together we’ll go farrrr (hold for a few seconds)
Together: Hoco, came by so fast (oo uh) LA is the beeeessstttttttt
Drum transition: doo doom duh doom dah dum dum da dum
(Verse)
I Know a grade
Where everyone can work together
We, have LA
That’s really no pressure
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the Golden Coast
You can root with us
We’ll be falling in love
Ohhh ohh ohhh
Chorus: EVERYONE ON STAGE SINGS THIS
Sophomores guys and girls are unforgettable
We know we can rise to the top
Not too old or young but still exceptional
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Sophomore grade we are undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
LA represent now put your hands up (ALL INSTRUMENTS STOP PLAYING)
(START CLAPPING) oh oh oh oh oh ..sophomore class, sophomore class, sophomore class,
SOPHOMORE CLASS!
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